Vacation Time
One of my teeth has been feeling weird for the last week, so I went to the dentist today to check it out. He asked me if I've been under a lot of stress lately, and I burst out laughing. I'm a lazy hedonist with 3 boys, a full time job, and a mortgage. I wouldn't say I'm under a lot of stress lately. Stress is what keeps me breathing. I eat stress for breakfast. I thrive on chaos. That's why I do asskickboxing whenever I have time.
So anyway, whatever. Here's what he told me.
Nothing is wrong with my teeth. I've just been clenching them so hard lately that they're starting to hurt. And a night guard that I won't use costs $200.
I'm surprised my tongue doesn't hurt too, as much I find myself biting it.
Arrrg.
9 comments:
Hi my sweet bundle of sunshine. :-) Did I mention they're gonna shut the phone off?
OMG.. no on the phone... Surprised that you and I ae having same problem with our teeth and stress... Making you some strawberry jam this weekend.. how many pint jars you want?
i am kidding here and in no way offering medical advice, but:
mouth guard: you could also buy a gimp-style ball-gag. :)
Thanks Bob. Maybe you could pay the phone bill for me since you have all my money.
Thanks mom. I'll take a few jars. Are you bringing them up?
And thank you Mars. I haven't heard from you in a while and this is what I get. I like it. I think it might work.
Uhhm..
That's Colonel
You can also head to the sporting goods store and get one of those mouth guards for 2 bucks. Same thing essentially. And sure, I would love some strawberry jam! :)
If this works.. here you go.. I'm sharing..
Are you sure isn't from too much purple headed yogurt slinger?
sporty mouthguards: don't have the safety strap to keep it in place. :) ...and may not coordinate as well with the full-body leather.
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