Sunday, April 08, 2007

A Message From Jesus


Jesus doesn't like eggs.



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There's also no humping in heaven.


Thank you Mark Garrison. Until today, I thought JC was totally down with the whole pagan sex celebration thing.

2 comments:

Donna Piranha said...

Yeah, what a dumbass.
What can you expect though. His mother, the virgin, taught him everything he knows about sex, or lack of it.
He had to grow up hearing "immaculate conception" 100 times a day.
Plus the whole absent father thing.
What does he know?

Marcelo José Blanco said...

ooh! wait! so... do we have easter eggs because bird eggs can be brought to this world without the hen ever knowing a rooster? ooh.. i think this may be the birth of a new untrue easteregg origin...

sweet!