Beware the Spanked Monkey and the Stinky Pinky
I had no idea!
I know this is mean, but I nearly died today.
There are kitty scratches all over my face and back.
Which of you is responsible?
Wednesday, March 28, 2007
I had no idea!
I know this is mean, but I nearly died today.
There are kitty scratches all over my face and back.
Which of you is responsible?
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6 comments:
You must be ratarded
No Duh
Uh.. I guess that was me..I mean not for real.. in my mind.. or something..
I wish I could take responsibility. But it's true. Kittens are watching you masturbate. And they haaaaaate 'tards. They may blame your onanism on their 'tard bloodlust, but really, they'd probably do it anyway.
That's hysterical!
But either 1) you're not fully retarded, or 2) the guilty party did not do a good job.
How else can we explain the fact that your wounds were only superficial?
I'm still laughing.
I'd say it's probably #2 Kev, since I'm pretty sure I'm fully retarded. But then according to Spitzy, kittens constantly trying to kill me has nothing to do with choked chickens or diddled clams, so maybe I just have mild brain damage.
I don't know. I'm confused. I just don't want to run away from one more damn kitten.
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