Iguana Sex Toys
I was just reading with some curiousity about this iguana named Mozart that's in the news because of his 6 day, post mating erection. My first thought was, "With both penises or just one?". It seems it's just one "hemipeni" and it's in danger of being whacked off. Make that cut off.
Couldn't they just give him some kind of drug? A picture of an ugly iguana? Baseball and a cold shower? Your mom? Amputation seems a little harsh. Anyway, as I was wandering around in cyberspace looking for some pictures of the thing, (click it, I dare you) I learned something kinda funny.
There's a company out there making sex dolls for iguanas.
So, if you've got a horny iguana and he's having a hard time gettin' some, "your large lizard (omg) may enjoy Ig Mate's company. Unlike surrogates you may have made yourself, Ig Mate is machine washable and has an optional, separate heat pack." Available in dark green, black and coming soon, orange.
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Hmmmph on showing a picture of mom to the poor thing..
I didn't say my mom.
Don't get me started on the hemi peni
I knew you'd say something about the hemipeni! Come on Lora, say more about it. Technically, its hemipenes, but hemipeni could rhyme if you say it like Henny Penny so, you know, I like it better.
Well, if you asked me 20 years ago, it was hemi penises. I think I even have it on cassette tape: Lora saying "Look at it's hemi penis!" I've searched the world for a warm blooded hemi penis, but i don't think it exists.
I absolutely KNOW that would have a cassette like that somewhere. And I'm almost 100% sure that it got composted in the backseat of the old crap can.
snakes have hemi penises too. I know.
: )
disgusting...
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That picture gives new meaning to purple headed yogurt slinger!
What was the original meaning?
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