Phallic Phriday
According to: an email this morning from my partner in crime,These dog treat things shown here are called Bully Sticks and are actually made from dried bull penii. The website description reads,
"These lightly smoked, natural beef muscles become chewy when wet and provide a natural way to clean teeth. 100% digestible."
100% disgusting.
According to: the Bull Breeding Soundness Examination, an adequate length of a bulls penis is that it should reach almost between the front legs during full erection and extention.
According to: Wikipedia, the proper plural form of penis is penises. But I prefer penii.
And, the word penis originates from the Latin word for tail.
T.G.I.P.
12 comments:
There's always room for Jello.
Lucy, our office dog, LOVES these and they smell TERRIBLE.
Does Lucy have a stroller?
Thank God no
http://www.sitstay.com/store/edibles/chews1.shtml
"Bully Sticks, also called Beef Chews, are a beef product that most dogs love. I always have a bully stick laying around my house, it is the first thing my dogs go for when they are wanting to chew. They come in different lengths from 6” to 18”."
"Bully Sticks (Pizzles, Bull Wrinkles)
The highest quality bully stick on the market. Our producer uses hormone, antibiotic and chemical free, USDA inspected beef. These are not available in stores!
These are not rawhide, they are dried bull penises (yeah, it’s pretty gross, but dogs don’t care!)."
In Nicaragua (and other hispanic nations), the word "verga" is used for penis (which is too bad for that realy hot hispanic actress Sophia Vergara), but anyway, the word for beating the crap out of someone is "vergear" because the indians used to make a whip out of bull penises...to whip their bulls with :) yeah.. how's that for humiliating to your bulls? Anyway, you say this to people "te voy a vergear" (I'm going to beat the crap out of you) and it hopefully carries that humiliation with it.
are any of these going to be under your tree for tressy?
And all along I thought there was only one good use for a penis.
Poor Lala, this really bugs you doesn't it? It is pretty disgusting, but it doesn't surprise me in the least. Have you ever eaten chirizo? Don't ever read the ingredients. I happen to love it by the way.
I can't wait until I can find a reason to use, "te voy a vergear" !
Hey mom, te voy a vergear if you give these to your dog.
How's that Mars?
I'm going to admit to you that I always feel like I'm stealing your learnin' from you and not giving anything back. Hopefully this makes us almost even for a bit.
Maybe just a bit even. But, it will soon run out and you'll owe me again.
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