Thursday, November 23, 2006

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Turkey facts I learned today:

  • When the US Air Force was doing test runs and breaking the sound barrier, it was discovered that nearby turkeys were dropping dead from heart attacks.
  • Since 1947, the National Turkey Federation (wtf?) has given the President a live turkey, which he "pardons" and allows to live on a historical farm. Occasionally they present a drunken, cocaine using half- brother who gets pardoned and allowed to do stupid television appearances.

  • 200 years ago in England, they were walked to market wearing little booties to protect their feet. I wish I had a picture of that.
  • Breeding has caused breasts to grow so large that the turkeys fall over. (See Tuesdays post.)
  • June is National Turkey Lover's Month.
  • Neil Armstrong and Edwin Aldrins first meal on the moon was turkey.
  • There are about 3,500 feathers that need to be removed from each turkey before you buy one.
  • The skins are tanned and used to make cowboy boots and belts. Genuine turkey skin boots, oh my!
  • The red-pink fleshy thing on their head and neck is called a caruncle, and the ugly thing hanging over it's beak is called a snood.
  • Turkey eggs hatch at 28 days.
  • The heaviest turkey ever raised was 86 pounds. That's about the size of a large dog.
  • They were around 10 million years ago.
  • They can see in color.
  • Baby turkeys are called poults, a 16 week old is called a fryer, a 5 to 7 month old is called a young roaster, a year old is called a yearling (imagine that) and any turkey over 15 months is called tough.
  • And.... about 45 million turkeys are eaten every Thanksgiving.
How was yours?

6 comments:

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Anonymous said...

Don't you remember your pet turkeys or the other 11 we raised and ate?

Donna Piranha said...

I remember eating my pet sheep, Tiger.

Donna Piranha said...

I can't believe nobody said anything about my brilliant Roger Clinton line!!

Anonymous said...

Kevin loved it although it "roils his stomach just thinking about him."

Donna Piranha said...

Thanks Kev. And thanks for the juicy word, "roils". I love it. Royally.