Tom Skat
Luckily, I learned today that:
Not only has Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes' (I'm not on a first name basis like most people think they are) little Suri been born with a silver spoon in her mouth, but she's lucky enough to have a bronze casting of her first real turd.
Artist Daniel Edwards thought, "A bronzed cast of baby's first poop can be a meaningful memento for the family". And if that weren't enough, it's going to be sold on E-bay after being exhibited in the same New York gallery that thought a life size, nude sculpture of Britney Spears giving birth would be an item of interest. I'm considering offering my bid to buy it.
I thought having my daddies baby shoes bronzed was a snobbish, stupid thing to do...
4 comments:
Isn't that a bit large for such a small babe? Obviously she isn't breastfed with a solid honker like that! Maybe they started solids too early? Makes you wonder doesn't it?
What I wonder about is, was this artist guy standing there waiting for it to come out, or did Tom and Katie pick it up, put it in a zip-lock bag, put it in the fridge and call this Daniel guy to come over and get it? Was music playing as it emerged? Did the clouds part and the sun start to shine?
It's not real, read all the press on it. Looks more like a dog
Ok, so I read another article that says,
"Unfortunately, organic material burns in the heat required to cast bronze. Therefore, Daniel Edwards rendered her first solid defecation as close to the artistic eye as possible."
Now, I still want to know, who scooped it up and gave it to him? How long did it take to "render" it? How close did he have to get to it?
And yes, it certainly looks large for a 19 week old baby.
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