Wednesday, June 13, 2007

Grease Me

Some sweaty guy told me today that a little nose grease will make
the foam on your cheap plastic cup of champagne go away.

Grease me.

He was right.

Then I didn't want to drink it anymore.

But I did.

What can I say? It was good champagne.



2 comments:

Anonymous said...

For those us that aren't wine snobs, what the hell is nose grease?

Anonymous said...

Well, you kind of swipe the sides of your nose where it meets your face and swirl your finger around the foam on top of your beer or what have you. Ewww.