Goodbye Nessie

Wow. This is my favorite day for learning so far. Finally something useful and interesting.

Last week, Japanese scientists placed explosive detonators at the bottom of Lake Loch Ness to blow Nessie out of the water. Sir Curt Godfrey of the Nessie Alliance summoned the help of Scotland's local wizards to cast a protective spell over the lake and it's local residents and all those who seek for the peaceful existence of our underwater ally.

Thanks Mike. You really saved me today. Interestingly enough, I was going to write about real estate. You pulled me from the depths of boredom.