I have decided to blog something new I've learned every day for one year, no matter how obvious, lame, shocking, personal, or unimportant. Maybe I will be what you learn today!
Yeah, what a dumbass. What can you expect though. His mother, the virgin, taught him everything he knows about sex, or lack of it. He had to grow up hearing "immaculate conception" 100 times a day. Plus the whole absent father thing. What does he know?
ooh! wait! so... do we have easter eggs because bird eggs can be brought to this world without the hen ever knowing a rooster? ooh.. i think this may be the birth of a new untrue easteregg origin...
I hate writing "About Me".
How's this: I'm sarcastic, smart, funny, cynical, weird, loving, creative, independent, strong, and beautiful - but not necessarily in that order. But you already know that don't you?
2 comments:
Yeah, what a dumbass.
What can you expect though. His mother, the virgin, taught him everything he knows about sex, or lack of it.
He had to grow up hearing "immaculate conception" 100 times a day.
Plus the whole absent father thing.
What does he know?
ooh! wait! so... do we have easter eggs because bird eggs can be brought to this world without the hen ever knowing a rooster? ooh.. i think this may be the birth of a new untrue easteregg origin...
sweet!
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