Iguana Sex Toys

I was just reading with some curiousity about this iguana named Mozart that's in the news because of his 6 day, post mating erection. My first thought was, "With both penises or just one?". It seems it's just one "hemipeni" and it's in danger of being whacked off. Make that cut off.
Couldn't they just give him some kind of drug? A picture of an ugly iguana? Baseball and a cold shower? Your mom? Amputation seems a little harsh. Anyway, as I was wandering around in cyberspace looking for some pictures of the thing, (click it, I dare you) I learned something kinda funny.

There's a company out there making sex dolls for iguanas.

So, if you've got a horny iguana and he's having a hard time gettin' some, "your large lizard (omg) may enjoy Ig Mate's company. Unlike surrogates you may have made yourself, Ig Mate is machine washable and has an optional, separate heat pack." Available in dark green, black and coming soon, orange.